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Mommy's Observations


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KIDS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE THEIR LOUDEST WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET.

WHEN A STAIN'S IN DOUBT, USE THE SHOUT.

A CURSE WORD CAN BE ADDED TO A CHILD'S VOCABULARY FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.

SAID CHILD WILL REPEAT CURSE WORD IN FRONT OF HIS CHURCH-GOIN' GRANDMA EVEN FASTER.

CHILDREN CAN FIND YOUR WEAK SPOTS AND ONCE FOUND, PREY ON THEM AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY.

KIDS UNDERSTAND GOD BETTER THAN ADULTS DO.

A KID WILL KNOW WHEN YOUR NOT REALLY LISTENING.

NOBODY REALLY LIKES BROCCOLI.

MICROWAVED BOTTLES NEVER KILLED ANYONE.

THE BEST WAY TO CLEAN A DROPPED PACIFIER IS WITH MOM'S SALIVA.

GET USED TO EMBARRASSMENT. MY SON ONCE TOLD HIS GRANDMA THAT I FART IN THE BATHTUB. (NOT TRUE, OF COURSE)

WOMEN LEARN HOW TO NAG FROM THEIR CHILDREN.

SNOWBALLS ARE A LESSER KNOWN MAJOR FOOD GROUP.

KOOL-AID IS NUTRITIOUS IF I SAY SO.

LIVE AND LEARN IF YOU WANT, BUT LUVS DIAPERS ARE NOT FOR BABIES ON NUTRAMIGEN FORMULA.

LITTLE BOYS ARE BORN WITH THE IMPULSE TO SHOOT GUNS. DON'T ASK ME WHY OR HOW.

CEREAL IS SIMPLY UNSUITABLE WITHOUT MARSHMALLOWS.

ON THAT NOTE, WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY QUIT PUTTING TOYS IN THE CEREAL?

IF A KID CAN EAT POP-TARTS FOR BREAKFAST, WHAT MAKES A CANDY BAR SO BAD?

SAY YES SOMETIMES TO YOUR CHILDREN WHEN THEY EXPECT A "NO." IT WILL KEEP THEM ON THEIR TOES.

TRIPS TO THE ZOO ARE TO ONLY BE MADE IN THE SPRING, WINTER, OR FALL.

TAKE YOUR KIDS TO SPECIAL PLACES ONLY WHEN THEY OF THE AGE TO REMEMBER IT FONDLY LATER. OK- MAYBE JUST REMEMBER IT PERIOD.

WATCH CARTOONS WITH YOUR KIDS. I THINK MOST PARENTS WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW GEARED TO ADULTS MOST OF THEM ARE.

WHEN YOU HAVE CARTOON NETWORK, CARTOON SATURDAY LOSES ALL OF ITS APPEAL.

ALL FURNITURE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME A TRAMPOLINE.

ALL CHILDREN CRY AT WEDDINGS.

LITTLE BOYS WILL COPY EVERYTHING THEY SEE THEIR DADDIES DO. ESPECIALLY THE BAD STUFF.

NO ONE IS AS HONEST AS YOUR CHILD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DID IT.

SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR WILL NEVER EVOKE A PLEASANT RESPONSE WHEN GIVEN AS BIRTHDAY GIFTS.

15 HUGS= ONE HARSH WORD OR SPANKING.

SOMETIMES KIDS WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A SPANKING.

TO A KID, THERE IS NO MORE DESIRABLE PLACE TO SLEEP THAN A TENT.

IT COSTS APPROXIMATELY $17.00 PER CHILD TO GO TO THE MOVIES ONCE YOU'VE VISITED THE CONCESSION STAND.

GOING TO THE MOVIES MAKES SMALLER CHILDREN HAVE TO PEE FREQUENTLY.

THE BEST GIFT A CHILD CAN GIVE YOU IS A PAGE FROM HIS COLORING BOOK.

LITTLE KIDS, AS WELL AS THEIR FATHERS, ARE UNABLE TO FIND THINGS ON THEIR OWN. EVEN IF THEY BEEN IN THE SAME PLACE FOR YEARS.

BABIES ONLY LIKE "GOING" IN FRESH DIAPERS.

YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD OF A MOTHER AS YOU WISH YOU COULD BE. OR AS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WAS.

WHEN YOU HIT A ROADBLOCK IN THE HIGHWAY OF PARENTING, JUST TRY AN ALTERNATE ROUTE.

PRAYER WORKS. WHEN IN DOUBT, PRAY HARDER.

THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS IN LIFE!!!!

MOST MISBEHAVIOR IN SMALL CHILDREN STEMS FROM MISSING A NAP.

THE ONLY TIME YOUR KID WILL THINK YOU'RE COOL IS WHEN THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ANY BETTER AND TOO YOUNG TO TELL EVERYONE.